Farm Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

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Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'This is a real barnburner.'

"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

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Dogs and Chickens

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

A Stretch Cow.

"So, did you pick up anything at the farmers' market?"

'Under the circumstances, I feel that it would be best if you had another doctor!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I thought you knew I was a small animal doctor.'