Farm Gear Fanatic Pillows

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Do kids eat free?"

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Cheesie Rider

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'