Farm Gear Fanatic Gifts

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'The sty is falling!!'

Cheesie Rider

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Do kids eat free?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Money Tree