Farm Machinery Fanatic Gifts

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

An early space launch attempt.

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Cow of BEEF

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

Wild Cow.

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Domestic Animals.