Farm Equipment Aficionado Gifts

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sheep dog late for work

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

A were-cow.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Barnyard humor.

Dogs and Chickens

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...