Farm Equipment Gifts

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

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Horse Clean-up

Sheep Escalator

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'

Time Saving Machinery

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

"Don't get me wrong I think these new GPS systems will revolutionise ploughing."

Sales of Farm Equipment

'Sorry - that's the only piece of equipment we don't stand behind.'

'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

"If you ask me, that one's a better deal. It has more safety features."

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

Free Range Wifi.

"I saw you got a new garden hose."

"It's not porn, it's a Massey Ferguson 6700 S with 200 HP."

'I'm Loving the 'Group Hug!''

Experimental combat boots.

"Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for over five years!"