Agricultural Equipment Sales Gifts

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Apples for sale

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Sheep Escalator

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

Farmers' Market

Sales of Farm Equipment

'Sorry - that's the only piece of equipment we don't stand behind.'

'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

Free Range Wifi.

'Sorry, boys, but I have to let you go - we're switching from cows to soybeans!'

Water supply crisis - agribusiness using all of the water for irrigation

"It's not porn, it's a Massey Ferguson 6700 S with 200 HP."

Irrigation and its consequences