Agricultural Equipment Salesperson Gifts

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Yoyo sheep

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Okay, dig that one up!

Pull the udder one

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Agricultural Psychology

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I'm an enigma!"

Moo! OOM!

'Who's the new guy?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Crop duster wanted.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Alien crapload

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"I dunno...ask him."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

#FAIL

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

You will always find a spot to garden

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'