Agricultural Technician Gifts

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Farmers and new technologies

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

The Vineyard

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Bees SOS

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Yoyo sheep

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Pull the udder one

Agricultural Psychology

Biodiversity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Moo! OOM!

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Who's the new guy?'

Crop duster wanted.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

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