Agricultural Trainer Gifts

The Learner Cow.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Okay, dig that one up!

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Biodiversity