Agricultural Trainer Gifts

The Learner Cow.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Litter Tray Training

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Cat Show

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

A Tumble Cow