Agriculture Consultant Gifts

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

A Tumble Cow

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Who knew grass migrates?

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

An English Gold Field

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Snowman carrot substitute.

The stuff of Legend.

Worlds Apart.

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Pumpkin Time!

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

The Shepherd's Staff. . .