Agricultural Expert Gifts

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Pumpkin Shortage

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

Biofuel plantation.

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

View to the Future

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

The Velvet Mesquite

Biodiversity

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'