Agricultural Affairs Expert Gifts

If Congress fails to pass a farm bill. . .

The Jeopardy of Progress

View to the Future

Garden.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

World hunger

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

GMOs

Desk of an urban farm manager

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

"Whatever happened to common sense?"