Agriculture Expert Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

World hunger

"We all needed a Coffey break."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

I fart more than that!

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

HELLth Food Sprouts

Pull the udder one

The Velvet Mesquite

Biodiversity

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Uh, oh, the cows come home!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Land of the Average Sized Cows!

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Alien crapload