Agricultural Policy Expert Gifts

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Population train.

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

World hunger

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

GMOs

Illuminating agricultural production

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Ukraine Grain Exports

Desk of an urban farm manager