Food Policy Expert Gifts

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

World Hunger Conference.

Bio fuel bread.

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

"Global egg shortage"

US food supply.

"Would you like another santwich?"

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

"The end is near."

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."