Food Policy Expert Mugs

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

World Hunger Conference.

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Bio fuel bread.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'Where, oh where, to begin pruning??'

"If we weren't at the top of the food chain, we'd know it."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

"Global egg shortage"

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

US food supply.

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"Please sir, is this gruel Fairtrade?"

'There are four species of dinosaurs son. Us Tyrannosaurs and the other three are breakfast, lunch and dinner!'

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."