Agricultural Policy Maker Gifts

'A flower bed isn't enough --You have to own a farm before we can pay you for not growing things.'

'It's the latest government farming policy.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"RFK Jr. demands transparency of food supply, FDA traces source of corned beef and cabbage."

'We need a new farm program, Your Majesty -- the grain in Spain is going down the drain.'

GOP Debate: 'What About the Farmer?'

'To be fair, you each must lose 50 pounds.'

Trump. Bad weather. US farmer

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

View to the Future

E.U. Banking Union.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US v.s. Tech Giants

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'