Rural Policy Maker Gifts

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Welcome to the future"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

US v.s. Tech Giants

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Flat tax - equal burden?

Russia Money Laundering

Think Tank

Economy

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"