Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.
Rural Planner Gifts
Searching for a gift for a rural planner? Find unique, witty, and heartfelt products that honor their dedication to designing thriving rural areas. Perfect for showing appreciation or just adding a touch of personality to their everyday essentials.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
The Jeopardy of Progress
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"Welcome to the future"
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
Hollywood Sign Developers
"We only got six days of funding."
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
Pipe Dream.
"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'
Natural Disasters
Quality Control
The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.
Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys
"We finally reached net zero emissions."
Farm Humor.
"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"
"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."
Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
e-shoes
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."
"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
Rural Planner Gifts Collection
Rural Planner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for rural planners, featuring witty and inspiring messages that celebrate their essential role in community development.
Rural Planner Pillows
Comfort and personality meet in our pillows designed for rural planners. Perfect for their office or home, adding a humorous and thoughtful touch.
Rural Planner Prints
Decorate any space with prints celebrating rural planning. Thoughtfully designed and full of character, these art pieces make wonderful gifts for professionals in the field.
Rural Planner T-Shirts
Find t-shirts perfect for rural planners who love to wear their pride. Witty, fun, and crafted to inspire, these shirts are a great gift for any professional.