Agricultural Planner Gifts

The problem with biofuel - it takes up too much space

Cow Pat Planning

The Jeopardy of Progress

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Alien crapload

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Snail trap

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

Some genetically engineered pig

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"