Garden Planner Gifts

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We only got six days of funding."

Pumpkin patch

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Father Time Management

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Bad Office Planning

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Beer Garden Kit

'Are they fresh?'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

Building in the countryside

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Dog on leash not able to reach tree