Garden Party Planner Gifts

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

Beer Garden Kit

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'