Outdoor Party Planner Gifts

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Beach Barbecue

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'