Outdoor Party Planner Mugs

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Steak Ted?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Beach Barbecue

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.