Party Planner Gifts

"Just don't be yourself."

'The five candles represent his mental age.'

Hen do!

Silly String Quartet

Boss says, 'I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking.'

Trampolining fun.

House Painting with a Twist

Trust

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

At this time of night Alan likes to show guests his tattoo.

'I'm sorry, sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Todd always names his covered dishes. This one's called 'Are You Feeling Lucky?'"

"Thank heavens - I thought you wanted to see me about the office Christmas party."

Esther plots some extra humiliation for Haman at her party.

'Holland House- A Garden Party'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

How to read the dress code?

'And don't you touch that mammoth in the freezer. I'm saving it for company.'

Champagne Cork Takes Out Plane.

'Wake up kid, We've got some party games of our own we'd like to play,'

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"We thought it would be nice to invite the subcontractors to the housewarming."

'Well, I'd say she was surprised.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"It's mostly sweater weight."

"Off to a bit of a bad start, aren't we, Dear?"

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

The first party

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.