Party Planner Pro Gifts

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Sorry, Damocles - at out dinner parties we always sit boy, girl, boy, girl."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Champagne

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Punt Cake

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'