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'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Sorry, Damocles - at out dinner parties we always sit boy, girl, boy, girl."

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel