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'They call it the people dance.'

Happy birthday to Ewe...'

Two Brides - Just Married.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

BBQ Today All Welcome

'Yes, I was his trainer ... and yes, I do birthday parties.'

'Don't mention music while they're here. He's brought his tuba.'

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Marxist Elephant

Guest and hostess are honest and rude to one another at a party

Cow Pinatas

Plane drops giant birthday cake from sky

Jesus' First Unrecorded Miracle as a Child.

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and have sex in the stationery cupboard.'

"So glad you could both make it! Gerald's in the garden, digging up tonight's dinner..."

"Oh come away Henry! If they're not in they're just not in."

'This is the best I could come up with.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"You used to bob for apples as a kid? They had waterproof computers way back then?"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'You were the one who said you'd like him to bring some of his friends home. . .'

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'The summit conference was great! — We played musical thrones!'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'It's not that kind of symposium.'

'Can Sophie join our slumber party? She can take a cat nap.'

"Gee, I wonder who got into my cake???"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Faux pas at a Transylvanian dinner party, "Hey everybody we bought some garlic bread"