Party Planner With A Twist Gifts

'You MUST come! We're inviting all our paranoid friends!'

Covid pinata

Guests Bring a Bomb to Dinner

Envrionmental Disasters

Christmas Party Hoover

'Your work is so bleak, so despairing, your angst so wrenching. I've never read a party invitation quite like it before.'

Cat scratching pinata couch

Designated Drivers Area

Mafia pinata

'I made the cnadles from my own ear wax. So when you make a wish, you'll have to blow in my ear.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, the party's over.'

"I hate it when it's our turn to host the Solstice party."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Wow, is someone having a party? What are they celebrating?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'He made an excellent jelly.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Wedding Day Itinerary.