Quirky Party Planner Gifts

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

Acme Party Floss

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"Thank you for coming. Did you bring your bathing suits?"

Happy birthday Batman! We baked you an upside-down cake!

Covid Birthday

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Cannibal: 'Oh COOL, Finger food!'

"Instead of Jane, let's invite her stalker. She's much more fun at a party!"

"Great party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"