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"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"Oh! You gave me such a start."

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A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"Thank you for coming. Did you bring your bathing suits?"

Covid Birthday

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Cannibal: 'Oh COOL, Finger food!'

"Instead of Jane, let's invite her stalker. She's much more fun at a party!"

"Great party."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"