Party Planner At Heart Gifts

"Couldn't you say 'Happy Birthday' instead of 'One Day Closer to Death'?"

'It's okay. Haven't you heard of the 5 day rule?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Shaken not stirred

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."