Party Planner Sympathizer Gifts

'The retirement party would've been a whole lot nicer if they hadn't been changing all the locks!'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Shaken not stirred

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."