Quirky Celebration Planner Gifts

'Happy Birthday To You...'

'He would have wanted it this way, Molly.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Margarita

The Reaper's Arms

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Covid pinata

'Pardon?'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'You add the girl after baking.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

Florist.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"