Quirky Weekend Planner Gifts

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Reaper's Arms

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Pardon?'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Bad Office Planning

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Me, Alice and God

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

New Year's eve plans!

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"Legally, we're a farm."

School Trip To The Beach

A dog party using toilet water and a toilet as their version of a Punchbowl.

Dinner

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Don't go getting any ideas."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"