Weekend Planner Gifts

"Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us..."

Please wait while we have a cup of coffee and a bit of a chat about what we're doing at the weekend your call is important to us...the wrong automated cal system can have disasterous effects upon your customers.

'No heavy lifting?... But, he's supposed to be clearing out the garage this weekend!'

'You are going to love my parents, They go away every weekend,'

'What do you mean you can't make it this weekend? Didn't you rebalance your portfolio last weekend?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.