Week Planner Gifts

'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

A spider meal prepping

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

"See you in the morning."

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'Smart bloke.'

Do as many study days as you can

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

"Bigger cake."

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Swing by won't you?