Calendar Planners Gifts

A spider meal prepping

Friday

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

God's Sticky Notes

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

"We're restructuring - Wednesday moves to Friday, Tuesday becomes Wednesday, Monday stays where it is and Thursday and Friday will be merged with the weekend."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"It doesn't work as a novel. But we're willing to publish it as a desk calendar."

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'Separate vacations - four of 'em!'

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Clock in, Clock out.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

Welcome to another edition of "Frank and Ernest's History." it's a little-known fact that calendars and sensationalistic reporting were invented almost simultaneously! I've devised a way of organizing days and years. I see. We have a dramatic, exclusive report! I don't want to alarm everybody but your days are now numbered!

"Each door opens up a new curse."

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."