Birthday Planner Gifts

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Did you remember to buy her a Birthday card?'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party

"Bigger cake."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'You forgot my birthday.' - 'Sorry, it would serve me right if you forgot mine next Thursday.'

'It's 3 weeks until my birthday? How long is that in shopping days?'

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"You forgot my wife's birthday."

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Birthday Plans

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Babies.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Cinéma Vérité

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'You add the girl after baking.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

Seventh Birthday