Birthday Planner T-Shirts

"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."

'Did you remember to buy her a Birthday card?'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Fatal mistake at the moth birthday party

"Bigger cake."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

'You forgot my birthday.' - 'Sorry, it would serve me right if you forgot mine next Thursday.'

'It's 3 weeks until my birthday? How long is that in shopping days?'

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

'What did you get me for my birthday?'

"You forgot my wife's birthday."

"No one remembered a knife for the ... cake?"

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

Birthday Plans

Walking Stick Birthdays

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Frosting the Snowman

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Babies.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Cinéma Vérité

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Pin-atas

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Biodegradable helium balloons.