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"Take a deep breath...exhale into the balloon. It's my nurse's birthday."

Margarita

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'You add the girl after baking.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

Celebration in operating theatre.

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'