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"The apple bob was tricky - I like the way you handled yourself."

Cinéma Vérité

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

"Yes, it's my birthday. In dog years, my age does not sound too bad, but I get depressed when Master cites it in human years..."

Birthday cakes from around the world

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

We'll have Manhattans...

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel