Birthday Bash Planner Prints

"The apple bob was tricky - I like the way you handled yourself."

Cinéma Vérité

"You've got a really mean streak, not telling him that everyone went home ages ago..."

"Yes, it's my birthday. In dog years, my age does not sound too bad, but I get depressed when Master cites it in human years..."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Party time.