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'He goes in my drinking bowl...'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Out To Lurch

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Frosting the Snowman

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."