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Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Cinéma Vérité

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Baby reading 'To do list'.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Please take a number.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Seventh Birthday

Limbo Day at the Palace

Beer Cannon

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Sandwich filing.

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'