Birthday Organizer Mugs

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Frosting the Snowman

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

Cinéma Vérité

Baby reading 'To do list'.

Frank's Bakery. Before we see your wedding cake

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Please take a number.

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

Pin-atas

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

Limbo Day at the Palace

Beer Cannon

Seventh Birthday

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"It's my birthday. Churn out some hype."

Sandwich filing.

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.