Fun Day Organizer Mugs

Limbo Day at the Palace

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Beer Cannon

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"No, having your gingerbread house eaten by kids isn't covered."

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

"Throw it before it's too late."

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"Get some of the firm's other deadwood and form a carolling group."

"Maybe we should just go ahead and have a kid."

Hokey Kokey accounts

Beach Scene

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Teddy for each day of the week

"What should we do today?"

'I'd like to borrow about $500. I'm taking my wife and 3 kids to a baseball game.'

Swing by won't you?

"Bigger cake."

"Wait, is this a playdate?"

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

That day the Wilsons visited the wrong petting zoo.

Birthday party at Lenny's Tap and Grill.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”