Fun Planner Mugs

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Santa Claus's Mail

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Babies.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Babies

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.