Fun Planner Pillows

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Santa Claus's Mail

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Babies.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

Babies

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Ta Da! A brand new set of festive outdoor dinnerware for all my summer entertaining!!'